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Odile, tu connais la différence entre un pull-over et une moule ?
Un pull-over ça moule, et une moule ça pue l’ovaire !


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Commissaire Bialès

Extrait de La Cité de la peur


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Barrez-vous, cons de mimes !


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Serge Karamazov

Extrait de La Cité de la peur


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– Vous voulez un whisky ?
– Oh, juste un doigt.
– Vous voulez pas un whisky d’abord ?

Extrait de La Cité de la peur


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Commissaire Bialès / Odile Deray

Extrait de La Cité de la peur


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– Madame je vous pisse à la raie !
– Deray, Odile Deray.

Extrait de La Cité de la peur


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Il s’est fait coincer par la tapette géante.


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Serge Karamazov

Extrait de La Cité de la peur


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Tuez-moi, mais la bouche fermée, par pitié.


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Simon Jérémi

Extrait de La Cité de la peur


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Toutes celles que j’ai escortées, je les ai baisées ! D’accord ? […] Et Odile Deray, Madââme Odile Deray, pas le droit de la baiser ?


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Serge Karamazov

Extrait de La Cité de la peur


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– Parlez-moi de vous plutôt,
– Odile. Moi, c’est Odile. Pluto, c’est l’ami de Mickey.
– Ah non, Pluto c’est le chien de Mickey. L’ami de Mickey c’est Dingo.


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Commissaire Bialès / Odile Deray

Extrait de La Cité de la peur


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Inconnu : Sarah Connor ?
Odile : C’est à côté.


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Odile Deray / Inconnu

Extrait de La Cité de la peur


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Qu’est-ce que vous allez me faire ? Me coffrer pour mangeage de choucroute prohibé ?


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Odile Deray

Extrait de La Cité de la peur


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Citation La Cité de la peur - Phrases cultes La Cité de la peur.